Smile you’re being watched

Going to the gym to exercice is among the things I hate most. In my “boring things you can do” list it’s ranked between watching live the drying program of my clothes in my washing machine and waiting 30 minutes for the next train to Cergy since I witnessed the door of the previous one closing just in front of my eyes.

So why did I sign up for a 10 weeks 5 sessions a week program at my local (i.e. Google) gym? Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time I did so. Plus, I never learned how to say “No” (this is a real problem in my life, I might develop why in a post one day). Now I’m stuck with this program since both my roommate and a colleague of mine enrolled as well and count on me to keep all 3 of us highly motivated.

So here I was last Monday at the gym for a 30 minutes session of running that I was already expecting to be boring as always when I found a pair of headphones and the TV switched on a show that was beginning on the BBC. A few cameramen teamed up with 4 police patrols of a rough neighbourhood and I was to watch the most exciting moments of these patrols captured lived on camera. How great!

Story #1: We’re watching the scene from a surveillance camera. A white van is parked on the street. Three 12 years old are cycling in circles around the van. After a couple minutes one of them breaks the front seat widow, steals a package left alone on the seat and cycles away with his 2 accomplices. The kids didn’t see the camera but the camera saw the kids! The chase begins. A helicopter starts chasing the kids that don’t notice they’re being followed. Soon after, a motorcycle and a car join the chase. After a few minutes of unsustainable adrenaline the kids have calmly hidden at their HQ (their mom’s house) and the police arrives only a minute later, enters the house, handcuffs the three 12 years old and discovers what’s inside the stolen package: a pairs of boots. The kids are placed under arrest and brought to the precint. It’s another fantastic victory for the police in the war against criminality.

Story #2: We’re in a car patrol. In front of us a 24 years old in a red Ford Ka just drove into what clearly is a “bus lane only from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.”. And it’s only 5 p.m. The careless driver is pulled off by the police officers. A €30 fine is issued after a good 15 minutes of explanation of why using bus lanes as a shortcut at that time of the day is a very wrong thing to do.

All the stories were more or less the same pathetic ones, all showing how easy it is to waste the tax payer money (chasing 12 year old with an helicopter!) and how dangerous it is to live in England (think that these stories are supposed to take place in a “hot neighbourhood”). Simply amazing for a French guy who just spent his last 4 years in the urban jungle of Cergy.

Fortunately, this poor quality TV kept me focused on something else than my running and my 30 minutes session felt like 15 only. There is finally one person that benefited from all that money wasted.